I could tell you what Simon Graham and I were talking about here, but if I did I would have to send a ninja to your house to explain to you that your time on earth was short. G-14 Classified.... you understand. But don't worry, all (or most) will soon be revealed.
-Alex who is more a Jagërmeister ninja than a fighty ninja.
You should never ask creepy tech guys for help with communications software. They are bound to use it against you.
ReplyDeleteClassified information is being leaked across the interweb tubes as we speak.
I knew it! You sonofabitch! You hacking into my top secret underground mainframe while I was busy sending you messages thinking you were just ignoring me. This aggression will not stand!
ReplyDeleteThis is exactly what I was looking for!
ReplyDeleteWelcome Mr. Seymour, to ridiculousville.
ReplyDelete