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Sometimes it pays to know the right people. Haha, I'm funny.

Can someone please pass the salt? Haha, I'm funny again.

I was driving down the street today and I passed a lifted Toyota with a big SIMMS sticker next to a G LOOMIS decal on the back glass. The girl driving it was at least an 8. I slowed down to take a better look.

She was way past cute. We pulled up to a red light and she must have felt my piercing stare because she looked over. I leaned out the window with my best smile.

"Do you fly fish?"

"What?" She asked, returning a smile that melted me a little.

"The stickers on your truck." I motioned behind her.

She turned to look where I was pointing at the rear window. The move pulled the shoulder belt tight across her chest and I couldn't help but smile a little bigger and be glad that the lenses of my sunglasses were adequately opaque.

"Oh, haha," she laughed and turned back in her seat. "No I don't fish, this is my husbands truck."

I can't be certain, but I am pretty sure she heard me mumble goddammit under my breath as I rolled the window up.


-Alex who just wants to say good job to the guy with the white lifted Toyota and if you have read this and don't want to punch me in the face lets go fishing. Bring your wife. Haha, I'm funny, again again.

Girls, Fly Fishing, Swim Suit Models

At the point right now I am in the question of "Is my boss gay?" Well Truth Be told no, he has seven little items of proof that he had made it with a woman. Yes I mean his kids.

Today at around 11:45 am I got a call on my office phone, and on the other end was a guy from the "Gotta Go Fly Fishing" calendar. As the demons in my pants quickly sprang to life I rushed out the door to the gate for the entrance of the club. The Fella wanted to use our club for photo shoots of the GIRLS IN WADERS AND FLY RODS! May I tell you that these girls look amazing. My boss without a second thought turned him down. The demons now lay to rest again, and the anger towards my job increased. I am not going to post any photos of the girls due to copyright laws but I will send out their link so you can all see why I am pissed right now:

http://www.gottagoflyfishing.com/

So in the end result, No my boss is not gay, he just sucks for taking his job seriously over his chef! Just Kidding Ed.

I now will never be any part of the "Girls Gone Fly Fishing"

If I didn't have a girl friend I would have shot my boss for fucking up my chance to meet the fly fishing girl Emily, aka Miss August, (you all need to click the link to see what I am talking about)

And some girls on other websites should be in this Calendar, check out Rouge Angels you will agree, plus they really do know how to fish.

I am pissed.
 -Kyle