Sunday, October 16, 2011

Fall Time

"People are going to be like, 'Aren’t those gourds straining your neck?' And I’m just going to thread another gourd onto my necklace without breaking their gaze and quietly reply, 'It’s fall, fuckfaces. You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not.'"

You should read this.


  1. Favorite piece from McSweeney's. We had the annual reading here last week. Never gets old.


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