Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Uh, WTF? Quick, get Will Smith on the line!

Apparently there is some fucked up stuff in the water in mexico.

I don't know about you, but if I pulled this thing out of the deep, I would throw it back as fast as possible and start scanning the skies to make sure the mother ship wasn't about to vaporize my boat.

Ratfish? Bullshitfish! Who knows what they dump in the water down there in Mexico. We have got to step it up here in the good ol' US of A, because Blinky don't have shit on this dude.

And don't you believe that for one second that this creature is dead. It's just waiting, and I feel sorry for the poor scientist that starts to cut it open just to have some spiked tentacles shoot out into his brain and turn him into a human puppet, bending him to its will, going on a fish taco fueled killing spree.

Drug cartel wars, kidnappings, Montezuma's revenge, watery mutant-seal-shark-chicken-alien critters plotting the downfall of man. Mexico kicks ass.

-Alex who thanks MG for waking me up with this.


  1. Looks like the Friday fish special at the local Outback Steakhouse, perfect with a salty onion in the mouth, luau-style.
    The skinny-armed gringo has no place on this board, could not pull in even a real fish half the size of the Seri ironwwod carving.

  2. Looks like some of the women I've woken up next to over the years.

  3. Anonymous9:40 AM

    The comment directly above, by PFFA, exemplifies the hope us fly fishing folk cherish (the hope that she'll just leave without being asked twice).

  4. My hope is that they will get a very strong urge to make me some pancakes before they leave.

  5. what a fucked up brillient kick ass blog love it , greetings from scotland

  6. Greetings Dave! and thanks for the love!

  7. ive had a rave about your bog on my blog hope you you cool with that im now making it my mission to get every fly fisher in the world to look at your site at least once in there life i love this shit ......right im of for a beer and tie some flys


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