Saturday, July 06, 2013

Your Cure

Are you feeling tired?

Are you experiencing an acute lack of excitement?

Feel like the world has a vice grip on your gonads with no relief in sight?

Introducing Pulp•Aid!



Pulp•Aid is your cure for boring daily life. Made from only the finest ingredients, Pulp•Aid will give you the pep you need to carry on.

Pulp•Aid is still in the testing phase, but you can now get the same wonderful curing power of Pulp, -without the side effects- by purchasing Pulp Fly - Vol. Two! Follow the links below to these fine electronic purveyors of awesomeness:



-Alex who only wants the best for you.

2 comments:

  1. I just pissed myself laughing so hard !!

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  2. Hmm, that is not a standard side effect. You should probably consult a lawyer.

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