Tuesday, July 30, 2013
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
float that shit
shit went down at
11:36 AM
This is a float, brother.
Pack that shit and get to the flowing river, brother.
What is that thing? You don't need that shit. Throw that shit out, brother.
You got some pants and a fly rod? Then you all good, brother.
What has two thumbs and pshops pre-float? This guy. |
No, Brave Little Grater... this is no place for you, brother. We will get our quesadilla on hardcore when I get home, I promise.
-Alex who finally filled his Patagucci Black Holer duffel-n-stuffs.
Wednesday, July 10, 2013
four.
shit went down at
10:30 PM
You sit in a small boat floating in the pacific.
Behind you a miles long trail of fish oil and blended parts, identifiable above the waterline as a boat-width calm strip that undulates slowly toward the horizon as a shark swims close and eats the man-up's fly. The guide says something then hold up four fingers, you take a photo and the moment passes, quickly forgotten.
You sit in an office chair working at your computer.
The room smells warm. An AC unit buzzes and shakes in the wall and your face glows in the dark with light from the screens as you scroll through images then stop. There on the screen is what looks like a question. Four. Four what? Who cares. But you leave and make food or to go work or masterbate to porn on your phone but you can't stop thinking about it so you write some nonsense on the internet.
The End.
Saturday, July 06, 2013
Your Cure
shit went down at
12:59 AM
Are you feeling tired?
Are you experiencing an acute lack of excitement?
Feel like the world has a vice grip on your gonads with no relief in sight?
Introducing Pulp•Aid!
Pulp•Aid is your cure for boring daily life. Made from only the finest ingredients, Pulp•Aid will give you the pep you need to carry on.
Pulp•Aid is still in the testing phase, but you can now get the same wonderful curing power of Pulp, -without the side effects- by purchasing Pulp Fly - Vol. Two! Follow the links below to these fine electronic purveyors of awesomeness:
-Alex who only wants the best for you.
Are you experiencing an acute lack of excitement?
Feel like the world has a vice grip on your gonads with no relief in sight?
Introducing Pulp•Aid!
Pulp•Aid is your cure for boring daily life. Made from only the finest ingredients, Pulp•Aid will give you the pep you need to carry on.
Pulp•Aid is still in the testing phase, but you can now get the same wonderful curing power of Pulp, -without the side effects- by purchasing Pulp Fly - Vol. Two! Follow the links below to these fine electronic purveyors of awesomeness:
-Alex who only wants the best for you.
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