Monday, March 16, 2009

Body Hair

So I was looking at my own Blogger profile, yes I am that pathetic. I noticed I was born the year of the monkey. That explains a bunch. All this time i thought I was a product of the baboon cage at the zoo due to my mass amounts of body hair and a bald ass. But i guess people born in 1980 are just flat out primates.

someone shave me

I am sure Aaron and Alex have a much better story to tell you, i am just really bored and can not sleep.

1 comment:

  1. Sounds to me like you got yourself an indefinite supply of Kyle's Super Sculpin Wool (the coarse stuff) or maybe some of Kyle's Magic Dubbing (assuming you have fine hair somewhere). So remember, when life gives you lemons, you tie flies...or something like that.


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