So I was looking at my own Blogger profile, yes I am that pathetic. I noticed I was born the year of the monkey. That explains a bunch. All this time i thought I was a product of the baboon cage at the zoo due to my mass amounts of body hair and a bald ass. But i guess people born in 1980 are just flat out primates.
someone shave me
I am sure Aaron and Alex have a much better story to tell you, i am just really bored and can not sleep.