Tuesday, April 24, 2012

accessorize like a man


Like, OMG Karen! It even matches his hip and stylish Patagonia sweater! That guy is so awesome we should take our clothes off in his presence.

It could happen.

-A

8 comments:

  1. All thats missing in that shot is a burrito fanny pack strapped to the front!

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    1. Is that where you store your burritos? I like that.

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  2. I'm in my bathrobe right now. Just imagine, until Karen shows up.

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  3. I'm pretty sure THIS is what would get the ladies to take their clothes off.
    http://www.amazon.com/Redneck-Pack-Beer-Soda-Holster/dp/B001LP0OT0

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    1. Even if it don't, at least they will be better looking when the beer bandolier runneth dry.

      In the words of Rodney Carrington, "Hey girl, you pretty but you gettin' prettier!"

      By the way, The Beer Bandolier would be a much better name for that product... ©Alex Landeen 2012. Coming soon!

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  4. Man....I bought one made of bullhide (hand tooled) in a Mexican border curio shop back when I was in college. It got tossed in a move, but I still fondly remember that gnarly "sweesh" sound when I pulled the bottle from the holster. Like Clint Eastwood clearing leather with his Colt Dragoon. Happy times...

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  5. Hilarious post. I like that idea with the burritos. The holster by itself is fine, but with the burrito...things just might happen...or not. At least you’ll have a burrito handy.

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