Sunday, July 17, 2011
shit went down at 3:04 PM
If you've never been to Arizona you would just think its too dry to have any sort of mosquito problem. Don't kid yourself, those dick-nosed dracula bugs can flourish anywhere. In the white trash neighbor's tire collection, in the over watered neighbor's lawn, possibly in the spot my dogs urinate on to mark their territory, anywhere it's damp basically. So what do you do about it? If you're anything like me chemicals piss you off and you hate the smell of raid and that crap gets you sicker than the bugs. Thinking about a citronella candle? Don't, bears love the smell and taste. I won't even start on deet. I remember years ago I worked at Wal-Mart in the sporting goods department and a bottle of OFF spilled on the shelf and ate the powder coating "off" of the shelf, clean down to bare metal. You're suppose to put that on your skin, screw you chemical company. I can't remember how he stumbled upon the information I'm about to share with you but recently my dad found out if you put Listerine in a spray bottle and spray it in a problem area or on yourself it completely drives them away for a whole day. It not only repels those blood sucking bastards but you will smell nice and fresh and as we all know that's not common for fly fishermen in the field.