Wednesday, February 09, 2011

A Guy Fairy Tail

Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess "Will you marry me?"

The princess said NO.

And the prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and screwed skinny big titted broads and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank wiskey, beer and rum and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate fast food and and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was super cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and fished when ever he wanted.

The End.

6 comments:

  1. where is this fantasy world, and where I can I join?

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  2. Wait... Fish ANY time I want - does that mean I can even skip out on work? I must be true then, there IS a place where everyone can be happy, the most beautiful place in the whole f-ing world.

    I must find this place.

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  3. Get it out dude, get it all out.

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  4. The last time I got it all out I had to run from the cops.

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