Saturday, November 07, 2009

A new product reveiw not about fishing at all

If you are like me, you suffer from extreme body hair. I thought it was just the curse of being Irish, or possibly a freak mutation. Well i figure now it has nothing to do with being Irish or a genetic mutation. None the less I have fooled myself into believing that I am the product of the Baboon cage at the zoo. I guess there were no sheep around at the time.

Many of years I have fought with this curse that has been laid upon me, Bald on the top of my head, the ability to grow a full beard since I was 15, ankle hair from 13, the chest hair growing in at 15, and the back....... So why the hell is my ass bald? damn monkeys!

I have found a product that I would love to share with you, "Nair For Men!"


So I went to Walgreen's and picked up a bottle of this stuff, I was a bit skeptical about this product due to using the ladies version of it on my head many years ago. To be Honest it smells like a chemical burn and when you wipe it off it looks the same. My hairs looked as it they were passed over a 16 burner stove on high heat. But the result was amazing! Never have I felt such comfort in hair removal before. I am yet to try this product on my head, I fear that and I don't need it on my face, Because I am a man I have a beard. and as I was looking on line for some reviews most had been about the "Nair on Balls" subject. If you are looking at this to, "Manscape", I ask you to look at some things others have said about this product, some funny, some good, and some that make you want to vomit.

Its so easy to use, smells funny, hard to get the rest off in the shower, but hey Its beats my old method of rope, a bunch of hair wax, a bed sheet, some good friends, and a car.
That was the worst Idea I have ever had.

Kyle- who's back is sexier than ever!

5 comments:

  1. Extremely hairy, you say. Look up that term in Wikipedia and, in all rights, you should find a picture of me.

    A 50-gallon drum of that stuff wouldn't begin to "cut it."

    After the movie, The 40 Year-old Virgin, the wax was not even an option.

    I do get tired of the of the TSA folks at the airport who keep telling me, "Sir, please take off your sweater and put it in the tray."

    I have to get t-shirts one size bigger, just to accommodate the mat.

    I tend to stay out of the woods during hunting season.

    My only regret is that I missed the Hairy Armpit Festival that they use to hold in Battle Mountain, Nevada. (See the link on my post:

    http://sanddollaradventures.wordpress.com/2009/04/14/finally-a-pussy-willow-whipping-women-international-festival-that-does-not-entail-alcohol-oh-wait-yes-it-does/)

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  2. life is a cruel bitch. In my young age the hair is leaving my head and growing everywhere i never wanted it to. My ass looks like chubacca's face.
    But now there seems to be a light at the end of the tunnel. Thank you Nair for men... You have given me hope!

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  3. The no sheep thing was funny as well as the rest of the post. It reminded me of a thing a friend of mine used to say, with a wink in his eye, about West Texas (where they have a lot of sheep):

    "You can't make a ewe turn but you can sure make 'er smile!"

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  4. If a sheep is a ram and a mule is an ass, how come a ram in the ass is
    a goose?

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